She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
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