when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
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At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
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Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
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