Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
it was like having sex with a tree stump
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
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My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
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Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
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