should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
just found a shoebox labled "emergency smoking box"... it has a lightbulb, 2 potatoes, a dried up flower, and a button that says "stop drop and roll". what did we do last night?!
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
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