just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
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Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
just found out that she named her cat after me.
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I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
I don't know how I managed to chip the inside of my tooth w/ a turkey and cheeto sandwich, but I think that's what happened.
I'm sorry, a turkey and WHAT sandwich?!?!
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