She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
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If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
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When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
I could fuck to npr.
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
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