Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
I was going to make you have an awkward boner around all your coworkers but then I fell asleep.
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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