He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
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