This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
Woke up this morning with a note saying "great sex, see you never". Why can't I meet more women like her?
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
My early Valentine's Day one night stand just took an uber home. Thank you, technology, for letting me enjoy this day in peace. đ
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
They picked up the lamp, held it aloft, and proclaimed apropos of nothing âthis is going right up my assâ. LOUDLY
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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