just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
Tonight was like the Noah's Ark of alcohol. I had to have two of everything.
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White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
Also I'd like you to set a calendar reminder that goes off every day for you to take 2 minutes to think about what your life would be like without me.
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I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
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