did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
Hungover in church. I can feel stained glass Jesus judging me.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
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