it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
sleeping like a two year old who chased ambien with a bottle of whiskey.
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
Tonight, a friend walked in and said "oh look at that. Drunk on the living room floor. Just as expected." this is my life. This is my life.
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
The air taste purple.
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