I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
So red wine goes with eggs, right? Because that's all I have in the house to cook and the drinking options are either wine or scotch
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
Thank you for coming with me today. I find it appropriate that we celebrated my negative pregnancy test with slurpees and donuts.
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
Randomize
