omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
and then he said that some chick told him he danced like an epileptic on crystal meth. he then proceeded to demonstrate this statement, which i can testify is 100% accurate.
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
when i told him i was pregnant with his baby he texted me 'congradulations'
i pity the fetus.
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
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