God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
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