WTF I just almost got ran over by a fucking cop!!!!!!
LOL you shoulda thrown yourself in front for money. Fucking cops!
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
Molly wanted me to tell you, "she hasnt shit on the floor in a while" like she thinks its an accomplishment.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
My mom wants to know what to send you in a care package. She used cat emojis, so you know it's serious
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
Dude.. She just busted into my house wearing a ski mask, a poncho, and thigh-high pink hooker boots and yelled, "THE CABS ARE HEEERRREEE!!"
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
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