found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
I think the best part was the fact that the stripper's lock screen was a picture of the virgin mary
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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