i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
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