Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
My pants zipper is stuck halfway down. I have to interview an intern later. This day is gonna be amazing,
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
It's rum buckets o'clock
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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