Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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