Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Dude I'm so glad we're not friends anymore. It would have made fucking your stepmom last night really awkward. Dickwad.
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
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