In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
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high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
For when you/if you wake up tomorrow.. You broke 4 of the bar's glasses tonight and I am currently watching you as you ride the broom around the bar instead of cleaning up your mess. I am no longer able to come up with excuses for you.
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
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It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
Excuse me. I’m a mature responsible adult.
You got your arm stuck in a vending machine trying to get fruit snacks.
I had a cast on my hand and if I paid for my fruit snacks, I’m getting my fruit snacks.
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
Let me know if you need some dick this weekend.
Between the BF being in town, partying at the Side Dick’s house tonight and two Tinder dates tomorrow I’ve got dick to spare!!
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