ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
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