Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
call me tomorrow and ask me about coke-whore stripper. It hasnt happened yet, but im sure it will be plenty disappointing.
New drink name: the Vermont Douchebag. Take shot of maple syrup, drop into cup of jager, bomb.
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
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