I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
dont you remember the bouncer yelling at you while you were trying to piss?
no. why was the bouncer in the bathroom?
he wasn't. neither were you.
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
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He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
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You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
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