walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
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Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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