she kept yelling 'call me bella'
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
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