I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
My body has become completely dependent on Text Twist. I can't poop without it.
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
Randomize
