oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
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Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
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Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
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