If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
So I'm driving and this guy next to me at the stop light is reving his engine and honking at me. Motherfucker thinks that's because I'm asian and drive a honda I'm automatically going to race him
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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