She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
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You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
I dont think that yelling at the medic "Christmas is gone, fuck off santa" was the best idea when you couldnt feel your legs.
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
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You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
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