so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
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