i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
so i finally decided to ask her out. she started mumbling, then she puked on me. i think i'll try again when she's sober
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
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