we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
Last night I ate the rest of the salsa with my hands. And i DONT have a hangover? Glorious.
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
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