real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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