how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
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you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
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While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
what happened last night?!
you took a shot and then laid down on our kitchen table and passed out.. then when we tried to move you to the couch you screamed "no! i love tables"
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