I don't think brook has ever known best
how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
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I was pissing in the urinal at the concert and some drunk chick ran in and yelled 'but the lines to fucking long' then ran out with 10 state troopers chasing her... Yeah
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
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If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
Text me some of your sweat
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