But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
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He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
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Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
My dad sent me a 10 ft beer bong and my mom sent me ideas for future careers. I'll let you guess who my favorite parent is. Also, come over tonight. and bring beers.
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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