that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
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It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
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I just had to explain to a 5 year old why I had fuzzy handcuffs hidden in a macaroni box under my bed.
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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