She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
Drunk me wants sober me to be happy, woke up with half a dozen doughnuts in my bed this morning.
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
So. Much. Porn.
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