Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
She must have been at ribfest tonight because my dick smells like barbeque sauce
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
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Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
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How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
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