My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
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By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
Puking on the side of the road and legitimately just got a head nod and thumbs up from an 80 year old man on a Segway... What the fuck?
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
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this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
Randomize