Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
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