how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
Is there an "I fucked your brother" emoji?
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
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