Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
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ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
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I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
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