Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
I'm so high I just tried to eat a hair tie thinking it was one of my pretzels.
Condom broke. Took her to CVS for plan B and parked in expectant mothers spot. I laughed.. she cried
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
Walked in the bathroom at work and my boss was taking a shit with the stall wide open and responded "oh yeah, I forgot you never have been to prison "
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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