I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
i feel like someone uncorked me like a wine bottle and pulled a living animal outta my arse.
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
You know you're drunk when you're apologizing for your asshole at 4am to the toilet. Eat shit habanero bbq sauce, you've ruined my life.
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
Maybe I’ll just go to the party as myself
What, a homewrecker?
Touché
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