can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
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