if i can run in heels then i can drive
Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
I'm gonna write a song for the kids called "you're systematically killing your mother". In it I will explain that my recent hypertension and increase in smoking is due to them being dicks
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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