so I think he was half asleep, but he woke me up by saying "where's my cow? Is it being shipped?" He must have been dreaming about farmville..
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
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She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
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The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
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