how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
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Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
Drunk
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Fucaerrrrr
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
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Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
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