fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
I just spit my fake tooth out at a customer. I think he thought it was my bubble gum though so it's ok.
i forgot how awkward it is to meet new people sober
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
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I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
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when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
I flashed the bar tender last night. Apparently I wanted a whiskey to go and that was the golden ticket. This is why I never come home
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
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