After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
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they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
So I'm looking through your google history on your laptop and you have 'is ketchup even remotely nutritious' and 'alcohol with fewest calories but highest alcohol'. What new fad diet are you on because I feel like we could do this together.
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
I'm going to start referring to my liver is Livy. I feel like if I give it an affectionate nickname it will hate me less. Livy isn't ready for syllabus week.
I think we all know your liver needs a man's name.
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And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
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