i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
YOURE A FUCKING ADULT. DONT TELL ME ITS PAST YOUR BEDTIME WHEN I WANT TO GET ANOTHER COCKTAIL.
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
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