Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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