dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
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we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
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I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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